Lion Attack - Tank Top - Throwback Paradise

Lion Attack - Tank Top

Name: Lion Attack - Tank Top
Price: 21.99 USD
Rating: 5 (1 reviews)

Size: XS

XS S M L XL 2XL

Color: Black

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$21.99 USD

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Ready to make your summer wardrobe as bold and unapologetic as your attitude? Meet the tank top that’s not just about staying cool—it’s about turning every head in the room and sparking conversations that might just get a little wild. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill funny tank top; it’s a graphic tank top with a savage sense of humor and a rebellious streak. Featuring a darkly comedic survival “tip” that’s part safety poster, part “don’t take life too seriously,” this unique tank top showcases a fierce lion eyeing a motionless human with the cheeky caption: “LION ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD.” But wait, there’s more—because nothing says “laugh in the face of danger” like the sardonic twist beneath, “It will be good practice for when you die a few seconds later.” That’s right, this bold tank is a conversation starter tank top that flips survival advice on its head with vintage-style colors and graphic novel vibes that are equal parts grim and hilarious. Made from super soft, lightweight fabric, this tank feels as good as it looks. Whether you’re hitting up a music fest, flexing at the gym, or just vibing solo, it’s designed to keep you comfy while you make a statement louder than any roar. Forget blending in—this tank is for those who prefer to stand out and own their unique style with a wink and a smirk. So if you’re hunting for a unique tank top that’s equal parts clever and cheeky, this is your new go-to. Sun’s out, jokes out—because this tank talks louder than you do.

DESCRIPTION

Lightweight cotton blend – soft, breathable, and perfect for summer hangs
Classic unisex fit with reinforced shoulder seams that hold their shape
Great for layering or rocking solo at the gym, beach, or backyard BBQ
Crisp, vibrant print that stays bold after washes
Printed and shipped from the USA 🇺🇸

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS

We love our tank-tops just as much as you love the classics, so let’s keep them looking sharp for every sunny day! These tanks are made with pre-shrunk cotton, so you don’t have to worry about them shrinking into a crop top—just follow these simple steps to keep your gear rocking:

Flip it Inside Out: Always wash and dry inside out. It’s a simple move that keeps the outer fabric and any graphics looking crisp!
Low Temps & Gentle Soaps: Treat your tank-tops right—cold water and gentle detergents only. No hot washes; we’re keeping it cool, not cooking a BBQ!
Skip the Spin Frenzy: Avoid heavy-duty spin cycles. Tank straps can be delicate, and high-speed spins are no friend to your favorite fit.
Air Dry When You Can: To keep the shape perfect, hang or lay them flat to dry. If you must tumble dry, stick to low heat and avoid washing them with heavy items like coarse jeans or towels.
Iron Inside Out: Keep the heat low and never iron directly over prints. Your tank deserves some love!

Stick to these steps, and your tank-tops will stay vibrant and beach-ready longer than your favorite throwback jam! 🎶

SHIPPING & RETURNS

🔥 FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
🔥 Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
🔥 Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered

*Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based*

Refund Policy

At Throwback Paradise, we want you to love your gear! If you’re not happy with your hoodie or the fit, we’ll refund you—no worries.

How It Works:

30-Day Returns: You have 30 days from receiving your order to request a return.
Items must be unworn, unused, with tags, and in the original packaging.

Starting a Return:
Email us at support@throwbackparadise.com to get started. We’ll send you a return label and instructions.

Damages or Issues:
If your product arrives damaged, defective, or gets lost in transit, we’ll replace it or refund you ASAP.

Refunds:
Once we get your return, we’ll process your refund within 10 business days. If it’s been more than 15 business days since approval and you haven’t received it, let us know at support@throwbackparadise.com.

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