Dangerous to go alone - Tank Top - Throwback Paradise

Dangerous to go alone - Tank Top

Name: Dangerous to go alone - Tank Top
Price: 21.99 USD
Rating: 5 (1 reviews)

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Color: Black

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$21.99 USD

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Dive headfirst into this pixel-perfect rebellion against boring tank tops. This isn’t just a funny tank top; it’s a bold tank that shouts, “I’m here to caffeinate and conquer.” Inspired by the legendary gaming warning, “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this!”, it swaps the sword for a steaming cup of +ENERGY coffee—because let’s be real, caffeine is the real legendary weapon. The retro pixel art screams vintage video game vibes with its 8-bit charm, a golden saucer, and twinkling stars that sprinkle a little magic on your everyday grind. This unique tank top doesn’t just keep you cool; it sparks conversations faster than your morning espresso shot.

Perfect for your summer hangouts, crushing it at the gym, or stealing the spotlight at music festivals, this graphic tank top blends nostalgia and caffeine culture with a wink and a nod. It’s lightweight, super soft, and comfortable enough to wear all day while making a statement louder than your playlist. Whether you’re a hardcore gamer, coffee addict, or just someone who refuses to blend into the background, this tank’s got your back—literally.

Why settle for blending in when you can wear a conversation starter tank top that’s as clever as you are? The warm brown and white hues evoke that cozy coffee-shop vibe while the pixel art keeps it cheeky and cool. It’s the perfect armor for facing life’s quests, whether you’re battling deadlines or just trying to find the nearest espresso machine.

Key Features:

Original pixel art design inspired by classic gaming culture
Super soft and lightweight fabric for all-day comfort
Bold graphic that’s a guaranteed conversation starter
Perfect for summer, gym sessions, festivals, or casual vibes

So go ahead—wear your caffeine addiction like a badge of honor. Because when the sun’s out, jokes out, and this tank talks louder than you do.

DESCRIPTION

Lightweight cotton blend – soft, breathable, and perfect for summer hangs
Classic unisex fit with reinforced shoulder seams that hold their shape
Great for layering or rocking solo at the gym, beach, or backyard BBQ
Crisp, vibrant print that stays bold after washes
Printed and shipped from the USA 🇺🇸

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS

We love our tank-tops just as much as you love the classics, so let’s keep them looking sharp for every sunny day! These tanks are made with pre-shrunk cotton, so you don’t have to worry about them shrinking into a crop top—just follow these simple steps to keep your gear rocking:

Flip it Inside Out: Always wash and dry inside out. It’s a simple move that keeps the outer fabric and any graphics looking crisp!
Low Temps & Gentle Soaps: Treat your tank-tops right—cold water and gentle detergents only. No hot washes; we’re keeping it cool, not cooking a BBQ!
Skip the Spin Frenzy: Avoid heavy-duty spin cycles. Tank straps can be delicate, and high-speed spins are no friend to your favorite fit.
Air Dry When You Can: To keep the shape perfect, hang or lay them flat to dry. If you must tumble dry, stick to low heat and avoid washing them with heavy items like coarse jeans or towels.
Iron Inside Out: Keep the heat low and never iron directly over prints. Your tank deserves some love!

Stick to these steps, and your tank-tops will stay vibrant and beach-ready longer than your favorite throwback jam! 🎶

SHIPPING & RETURNS

🔥 FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
🔥 Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
🔥 Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered

*Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based*

Refund Policy

At Throwback Paradise, we want you to love your gear! If you’re not happy with your hoodie or the fit, we’ll refund you—no worries.

How It Works:

30-Day Returns: You have 30 days from receiving your order to request a return.
Items must be unworn, unused, with tags, and in the original packaging.

Starting a Return:
Email us at support@throwbackparadise.com to get started. We’ll send you a return label and instructions.

Damages or Issues:
If your product arrives damaged, defective, or gets lost in transit, we’ll replace it or refund you ASAP.

Refunds:
Once we get your return, we’ll process your refund within 10 business days. If it’s been more than 15 business days since approval and you haven’t received it, let us know at support@throwbackparadise.com.

We’ve got your back!