Dangerous to go alone - Sweatshirt

Name: Dangerous to go alone - Sweatshirt
Price: 33.99 USD
Rating: 5 (1 reviews)

Dangerous to go alone - Sweatshirt

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Color: White

White Black Military Green Graphite Heather

$33.99 USD

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Ready to level up your wardrobe with a bold sweatshirt design that’s as cheeky as your favorite late-night sitcom? Meet your new obsession: a funny graphic sweatshirt that’s not just a nod to retro gaming—it’s a full-on pixel-powered caffeine celebration. This ain’t your grandma’s knitwear; it’s a unique sweatshirt that grabs eyeballs and sparks chuckles faster than you can say, “+ENERGY!”

Picture this: a steaming cup of coffee, pixel-perfect and crowned with a glowing heart, boldly declaring “IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS!”—a witty remix of the legendary video game warning, now reimagined as your caffeinated life force. Crafted in that iconic 8-bit pixel art style, this design brings back the glory days of chunky pixels, arcade vibes, and that unmistakable vintage charm. It’s like your favorite health potion, but way tastier and way more necessary before Monday morning meetings.

But don’t be fooled by the playful graphics—this sweatshirt means serious business when it comes to comfort. Made from luxuriously soft fabric, it wraps you in a cozy hug that’s perfect for gamers, coffee fanatics, and anyone who refuses to blend into the background. The warm golden browns and sparkling stars add a dash of magic, like you’re literally powered up by each sip of java. It’s a conversation starter sweatshirt that effortlessly merges gaming culture with your daily caffeine fix, making it fun to wear whether you’re conquering quests or just the morning commute.

This isn’t just apparel; it’s a vibe. Ideal for folks who enjoy standing out, cracking smiles, and don’t take life—or their coffee—too seriously. So if you’re ready to stop blending into the pixelated crowd and start making waves, this sweatshirt is your power-up.

Get ready to turn heads, spark conversations, and let your sweatshirt do the talking.

DESCRIPTION

Cozy AF. Midweight Gildan fleece that feels like a warm hug from the '90s
Soft, brushed interior — perfect for layering or solo lounging
Classic roomy fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband that won’t stretch out
Double-stitched seams for durability
Designed, printed, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS

We love our sweatshirts just as much as you love a cozy classic, so let’s keep them looking brand new! These sweatshirts are made with pre-shrunk cotton, so you don’t have to worry about noticeable shrinkage—just follow these simple steps to keep your fleece game strong:

Flip it Inside Out: Always wash and dry inside out. It’s a simple trick that protects the fabric surface and keeps the colors popping!
Low Temps & Gentle Soaps: Treat your sweatshirts right—cold water and gentle detergents only. Skip the hot washes; we’re going for "cozy vibes," not "BBQ heat!"
Skip the Spin Frenzy: Avoid heavy-duty spin cycles. They’re tough on the stitching and can wear down that soft, fuzzy interior we all love.
Air Dry for the Win: To keep that perfect fit, air drying is best. If you must tumble dry, use low heat and avoid tossing them in with heavy items like bulky jeans or zippers that can snag the fabric.
Iron Inside Out: If you need to crisp it up, keep the heat low and never iron directly over prints. Your sweatshirt deserves a little extra TLC!

Stick to these steps, and your favorite layers will stay vibrant and soft longer than your favorite throwback jam! 🎶

SHIPPING & RETURNS

🔥 FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
🔥 Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
🔥 Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered

*Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based*

Refund Policy

At Throwback Paradise, we want you to love your gear! If you’re not happy with your shirt or the fit, we’ll refund you—no worries.

How It Works:

30-Day Returns: You have 30 days from receiving your order to request a return.
Items must be unworn, unused, with tags, and in the original packaging.

Starting a Return:
Email us at support@throwbackparadise.com to get started. We’ll send you a return label and instructions.

Damages or Issues:
If your shirt arrives damaged, defective, or gets lost in transit, we’ll replace it or refund you ASAP.

Refunds:
Once we get your return, we’ll process your refund within 10 business days. If it’s been more than 15 business days since approval and you haven’t received it, let us know at support@throwbackparadise.com.

We’ve got your back!