Retro Abstract - Shirt
Retro Abstract - Shirt
🔒 30-Day Easy Returns • Fast US Shipping
Rock Your Retro Roots with a Tee That Means Business
Made from heavyweight 6.5oz cotton because anyone who's ever grabbed a bargain-bin tee knows that thin, cheap fabric wrinkles faster than your patience at a VHS rewind party. Fans of ’80s and ’90s nostalgia deserve shirts that hold their shape and their edge, just like the mixtapes and movies we grew up obsessing over.
Slip this on and you get that “broken-in” feel right out of the box—none of that stiff, new-shirt nonsense. It’s cut true to size, so forget the shrinking nightmares; this tee stays loyal wash after wash. Nothing says “I’m the real deal” to retro lovers like a shirt that refuses to fade into background noise.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who probably also have strong opinions about VHS tracking and know every line of your favorite cult classics by heart.
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Estimated delivery: Jan 25 - Jan 29
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DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
- Super soft fleece interior
- Double-stitched seams for durability
- Relaxed, roomy fit
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a classic silhouette
- Made and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
We love our shirts just as much as you love the classics, so let’s keep them looking fresh! These shirts are made with pre-shrunk cotton, so you don’t have to worry about noticeable shrinkage—just follow these simple steps to keep your wardrobe rocking:
- Flip it Inside Out: Always wash and dry inside out. It’s a simple trick that makes all the difference in protecting the fabric and the print!
- Low Temps & Gentle Soaps: Treat your shirts right—cold water and gentle detergents only. No hot washes; it’s a laundry day, not a BBQ!
- Skip the Spin Frenzy: Avoid heavy-duty spin cycles. They’re tough on the fibers and can distort the fit of your favorite shirt.
- Air Dry When You Can: To keep that "just bought it" feel, air drying is the way to go. If you must tumble dry, stick to low heat and avoid mixing in heavy items like jeans or bulky towels.
- Iron Inside Out: Keep the heat low and never iron directly over prints. Your shirt deserves a little extra love!
Stick to these steps, and your shirts will stay vibrant and comfortable longer than your favorite throwback jam! 🎶
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING & RETURNS
🔥 FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
🔥 Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
🔥 Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
*Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based*
Refund Policy
At Throwback Paradise, we want you to love your gear! If you’re not happy with your hoodie or the fit, we’ll refund you—no worries.
How It Works:
- 30-Day Returns: You have 30 days from receiving your order to request a return.
- Items must be unworn, unused, with tags, and in the original packaging.
Starting a Return:
Email us at support@throwbackparadise.com to get started. We’ll send you a return label and instructions.
Damages or Issues:
If your product arrives damaged, defective, or gets lost in transit, we’ll replace it or refund you ASAP.
Refunds:
Once we get your return, we’ll process your refund within 10 business days. If it’s been more than 15 business days since approval and you haven’t received it, let us know at support@throwbackparadise.com.
We’ve got your back!
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