Every family has one. The person who says "Shitter's full" every time someone heads to the bathroom on Christmas Eve. The one who's watched Christmas Vacation so many times they can do the whole thing from memory, including the squirrel.
That person is hard to shop for. They don't need another mug. So here's a list of funny Christmas shirts, hoodies and sweatshirts built around the holiday movies we all grew up on. Most are under $35, which also makes them pretty solid white elephant gifts.
For the Christmas Vacation guy
Cousin Eddie Sweatshirt · $33.99
RV maintenance, Eddie style. If they've ever parked something questionable in your driveway, this one's for them. Also comes as a tee and a hoodie.
Disappointments Sweatshirt · $33.99
For the relative who gives the toast every year. Wear it to dinner and see who gets it first.
For the leg lamp household
Fragile Hoodie · $52.99
It must be Italian. A major award for anyone who's ever fought for the right to put a lamp in the front window.
Christmas Story Sweatshirt · $33.99
The movie that ran on a 24-hour loop every Christmas. You know what they want.
For the action-movie dad
Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho Shirt · $26.99
The yearly argument about whether it's a Christmas movie ends here. It is. Also as a crewneck.
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Shirt · $26.99
Keep the change. For anyone who still says it every December. Hoodie version too.
White elephant picks under $30
Big Nick Energy Shirt · $26.99
The one that gets stolen three times before the swap is over.
Thick and Sprucey Shirt · $26.99
A tree pun that works at the office party and the family one.
He Sees You When You're Sleeping Shirt · $26.99
The song was always a little creepy. This shirt just says it out loud.
For the adults-only swap
Know your crowd on these. Great for the friend group. Maybe not Grandma.
Well Hung Shirt · $26.99
Stockings. We're talking about stockings.
Two Ho's Shirt · $26.99
Santa has his reasons.
For the kid who says "rizz" at dinner
Skibidi Rizzmas Shirt · $26.99
You won't understand it. They'll love it. That's the whole gift.
A few things before you order
- Buy 2, get 1 free with code B2G1F. Good for splitting gifts across the family.
- 30-day returns if the size is off.
- Every piece is printed to order and made in the USA. Order early. We'll post holiday order-by dates as soon as our print partners confirm them.
Still can't decide? See all 66 Christmas designs.
